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Jesus!
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- All right, Vince?
- You all right, Reg?
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So, what, the Black Swan?
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Ah, no.
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- Grapes tonight, lad.
- Allright.
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I'm hearing the
barmaid's had a boob job.
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- There you go.
- Ah, ta!
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Oh... Oh, I'm sorry.
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Vince?
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I've forgotten to empty me bag.
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Tip it down that drain for me,
will you, please?
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You're a good man.
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Come in,
three-five, three-five.
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Hey, we're here.
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We're here.
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Hey, mate.
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Hey, mate. Come on, we're here.
We're here now.
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Come on, buddy.
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We're here.
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Come on.
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Come on, mate. I haven't got
time for this. Come on, let's go.
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Yeah?
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He fell asleep in my cab.
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Did he?
You know why?
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Cos he's a useless piece of shit.
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It's £10.60.
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Great.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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For my birthday,
can I have driving lessons?
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Do you know how much that costs?
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Yeah. 20 quid an hour.
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I've told you, eh?
I'll teach you.
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What, in your grotty taxi?
Don't think so!
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That's gratitude for you, innit?
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Suzie's parents got her lessons,
and she passed first time.
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Good for Suzie. I'm glad you've got
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such rich friends
to constantly compare yourself to.
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What's the exam today, then?
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- French.
- French, eh?
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Bonne chance.
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You Googled that.
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I did go to school, you know.
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Yeah. French must come in
really handy as a cab driver.
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Don't forget,
we're going bowling tonight,
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and Mum said I can bring a friend.
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Ow! Argh!
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Shit!
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Tinned cherries?!
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Tinned...! Oh...
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You missed a bit.
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You scored 14.
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14?
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I need 15 before I could comfortably
prescribe medication for you.
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So what you're saying,
I'm one point shy of depression.
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Is this about Tim?
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No, it's about me.
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Vince...
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Pills...
it's not always the answer.
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No?
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What is?
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- *No. She said "friend".
- He is her friend.
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No, he looks like a tosser.
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Why does she always
pick... wide boys, eh?
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Cos the sensible ones are less fun.
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£32.90.
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How much?
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£32.90.
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I'm in the wrong business, aren't I?
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Ah, look at him.
He's all over her.
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They're teenagers.
Stop being so old-fashioned.
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What, it's old-fashioned not to want
some prick feeling up my daughter?
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Have you got a fiver?
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Ah, look at that!
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Come on.
Let's get over there.
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- Thanks.
- Please cheer up, will you?
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Have a nice day.
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Yeah, alright.
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Hook a left.
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I could get used to this,
my own personal driver.
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You think I'm a prick?
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- What are you on about?
- You. All night.
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- No respect, taking the piss out of me.
- Doing what?
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I'm your girlfriend's father,
that used to count for something.
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When was that ?
When the war was on?
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Get out.
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- I'm nowhere near...
- Get out my car!
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- Come in, three-five, three-five.
- Piss off.
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Vince, can you hear me,
three-five...?
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What?
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Can you do the Bull's Head,
near Piccadilly Station?
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No, I'm miles away.
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He's asked for you personally.
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- Who has?
- No idea. Name's Colin.
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Can you give me an ETA?
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Can you hear me, three-five?
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20 minutes.
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Col?
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Vincent McKee!
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- I thought you were...
- Yeah, I was. I just got out.
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- How long?
- Uh, six stretch.
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Six!
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Do you know they don't let you
smoke in pubs no more?!
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I know.
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- Anything else changed?
- Well, City are good now.
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- Mad, eh?!
- Look at you!
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- So, what? Do you want to, er...
- Yeah, yeah.
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How did you know
I was still on the cabs anyway?
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Well, you know,
it's not like you were
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going to suddenly become
a brain surgeon or something.
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Besides, I didn't have
your mobile number.
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- How's the lovely Ros?
- Yeah, she's great.
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Still doing that job
where she asks people shit all day?
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Market research, it's vital
work, I'll have you know!
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- Oh,yeah.
- Tinned cherries this week.
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Really.
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She hates it, to be fair.
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She gets her kicks
running marathons now.
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- Marathons?
- Yeah, yeah. She's really good at it.
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She's done nine already.
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She loves it.
She goes all over the world.
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- Berlin this year.
- Nice city, Berlin.
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- You been?
- Twice.
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Once with me mum
to Lichtenberg,
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and the second time
was a sex party in Spandau.
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Which was the best?
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Spandau shaded it, but I didn't get
as much sightseeing done.
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It's late.
Is she expecting you?
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Not unless she's clairvoyant.
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You didn't tell her
you were coming out?
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You know me mum.
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If it doesn't come with ice
and lemon,she's not interested.
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What happened to Sarah?
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We kept in touch.
I'll go round there tomorrow,
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make my play.
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There's a room at ours, you know.
I mean, we could...
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..have a drink and...
Like old times.
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Old times.
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- I want him out of here.
- He's my friend.
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Friend!
You haven't seen him in years.
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We grew up together.
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You haven't seen Heidi for years
but she's still your friend.
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Heidi is not a criminal.
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It's a bit of stealing, you know.
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He's not like a mass
murderer, is he?
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- He's an armed robber.
- Shh!
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And he's been in prison
and he's served his time.
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So unless he's got a Kalashnikov
down his trousers,
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- I think we're all right.
- I want him out of here.
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Tough.
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Shit!
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So, what are you going to do
now you're out?
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I haven't a clue.
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Join the rat race,
like the rest of us?
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Yeah, I suppose, yeah.
Something like that, yeah.
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See, my problem is
I've always wanted excitement.
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I look at ordinary people's lives,
getting up early,
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having some boss to answer to,
and having to talk shit with
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Julie from Accounts, and I just
think, "Nah, you're all right."
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- You've had a good run, though, eh?
- What?
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I had the greatest life,
and then you get banged up,
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and all of a sudden you've got plenty
of time to think about stuff.
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I've got no life.
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I've got no kids, no...
no house to call me own.
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I should have just been like you,
just been normal.
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Yeah, well,
it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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You know, people puking in my cab,
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getting abuse,
you know, people arguing
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because the meter starts
at two quid.
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And then I get home and...
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What?
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No, it's just, er, we've been
married a long time, you know?
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I'm bored.
Well, it's boring anyway.
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Sometimes I feel like
just putting my foot down
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and go charging
into the nearest wall.
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Maybe I'll take the bus
next time, then, eh?
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And the worst bit is, you know,
there's no sign of it changing soon.
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Oh, here you are.
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- Hi. Sit down. Hiya.
-Hiya. - Hi. Hi!
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Tinned cherries, is it?
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Please don't talk
to the samplers.
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- Where is he?
- Who?
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Oh, don't play games with me, Vince,
I haven't got the time.
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- Where's the criminal?
- I sent him home.
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Good. Thank you.
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Promise me one thing,
if he contacts you again, tell him
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- we don't want him in our life.
- Sure, yeah.
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If you promise to do the same
to your sister.
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Hi! Right...
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All right?
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Tea?
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Aw, what?
You're a life-saver.
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How was that, all right?
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Yeah, you know what,
surprisingly comfy.
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Mind you, compared to prison
it's like The Ritz.
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And she kept me company.
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- You haven't, have you?
- Might have stroked it, yeah.
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What's all this art doing here
anyway?
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It's Tim's.
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Oh, right.
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Where is he now, uni?
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No, he's just travelling, you know?
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Listen, you know all that stuff
I was talking about last night?
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Just forget it.
It was the whisky talking.
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Yeah, I know that.
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Cos we're fine, honestly.
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Get dressed. I'll take you
to your mum's, all right?
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Could you drop us at Sarah's?
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Yeah, no problem.
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She wrote to you, then,
all the time you were inside?
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Oh, yeah. Constant letters.
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She's a lovely way with words,
though, hasn't she?
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Some of it's filthy, mind.
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Like Fifty Shades Of Col.
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What the...?
Craig?
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Col...
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What's, er...?
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I'm living here.
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Living here, like...?
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Like, living here.
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Sarah!
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What is it, babe?
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It's mine.
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Er, you were inside, sorry.
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Drive.
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00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:33,254
Sorry, mate. That was a bit of
a kick in the bollocks, wasn't it?
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Let's get a drink some time,
shall we?
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Yeah. All right, yeah.
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I wouldn't have come this way.
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Nah, don't take it from him, mate.
He's a knobhead.
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No, honestly, he's a knobhead.
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Ronnie, Ronnie, listen.
He's a knobhead.
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Ronnie, listen to me.
The man is a knobhead...
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Knobhead. He's a knobhead, Ronnie.
Listen to me, what I'm saying.
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Ronnie, hang on a second. Driver, why
have we not turned left back there?
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- What do you mean?
- If you'd gone left back there,
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- we could've cut this lot out.
- That road's blocked off, mate.
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00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,394
No.it's not. It opened last Monday.
The roadworks are finished now.
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Ronnie,I'm going to
have to ring you back.
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- This idiot's gone the wrong way.
- You can walk if you want.
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00:22:08,255 --> 00:22:10,629
What? In this weather!
Yeah, nice one!
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This is the famous Park Guell,
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the Art Deco masterpiece
by the architect Antonio Gaudi.
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It's one of 60 parks in the city.
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His work is seen
all over Barcelona.
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-
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They're a good bunch of lads.
You'll like them,
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- especially The Horse.
- The Horse?
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Why do they call him
that? Is he well hung?
251
00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:57,048
No, he looks like Shergar!
252
00:23:07,024 --> 00:23:09,907
Colly, baby! How are you?
253
00:23:10,752 --> 00:23:12,656
- How was Butlins?
- Piece of cake.
254
00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:16,179
- Did all my presents get through?
- They did. Very much appreciated.
255
00:23:16,204 --> 00:23:17,695
This is my mate, Vince.
256
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,211
-Hello, Vince.
- Hi.
257
00:23:19,236 --> 00:23:21,113
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Likewise.
258
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,133
- Do you like poker?
- Yeah, yeah.
259
00:23:23,158 --> 00:23:25,158
- I love poker, yeah.
- Good.
260
00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:28,146
But before you play, remember this.
261
00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:32,407
We lose because we
told ourselves we lost.
262
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,750
Tolstoy.
263
00:23:38,445 --> 00:23:39,632
Come on.
264
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:42,297
- Ah, you know the shoe drill?
- Yeah, take your shoes off.
265
00:24:08,745 --> 00:24:11,657
Aces...
266
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,617
'Ey-up.
267
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,270
I'm supposed to be off this.
268
00:24:48,295 --> 00:24:50,872
Me and the girlfriend are trying
for a baby .
269
00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:53,905
- IVF, the works...
- Right.
270
00:25:01,454 --> 00:25:04,458
Apparently
it slows my swimmers down.
271
00:25:10,313 --> 00:25:12,292
Col tells me you're a driver.
272
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:14,155
A cabbie, yeah.
273
00:25:14,478 --> 00:25:16,772
Cabbie? Good money?
274
00:25:16,797 --> 00:25:18,796
No. It's crap.
275
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:20,920
Too bad.
276
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,959
The people who know
how to run this country
277
00:25:22,984 --> 00:25:25,646
are driving cabs and cutting hair.
278
00:25:28,302 --> 00:25:30,265
Was that Tolstoy?
279
00:25:30,649 --> 00:25:32,665
George Burns.
280
00:25:33,271 --> 00:25:35,210
You have a lot of those.
281
00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:37,146
I study philosophy.
282
00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:44,692
How would you like to
earn yourself a bit extra?
283
00:25:45,747 --> 00:25:47,762
- Doing what?
- Driving.
284
00:25:48,404 --> 00:25:50,224
- Driving for who?
- Me.
285
00:25:51,672 --> 00:25:54,024
- Involving what?
- Exactly what you do now,
286
00:25:54,049 --> 00:25:56,431
picking people up,
dropping people off.
287
00:25:56,564 --> 00:25:58,173
What, just driving?
288
00:25:58,198 --> 00:26:00,775
Just driving.
Nothing more, nothing less.
289
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:05,650
Except... sometimes...
290
00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,647
you might have to drive
a bit faster.
291
00:26:14,677 --> 00:26:16,626
No way. No way.
292
00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:20,071
- Just calm down, eh?
- You off your head?
293
00:26:20,142 --> 00:26:22,009
I thought you were supposed to be
going straight.
294
00:26:22,034 --> 00:26:24,025
How am I supposed to say no
to these guys, eh?
295
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,290
I thought you said you
were sick of being ordinary.
296
00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:29,392
I am. That doesn't mean to say I
want to be extraordinary in prison, do I?!
297
00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:31,544
And how about you?
You've just got out.
298
00:26:31,569 --> 00:26:33,853
How was your six years?
You ready for some more?
299
00:26:33,877 --> 00:26:35,592
What's my choices, Vince?
300
00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:37,162
You know what I mean?
301
00:26:37,494 --> 00:26:39,506
Some bullshit job?
302
00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:45,756
I'm a criminal, it's what I do.
And I'm good at it.
303
00:26:45,781 --> 00:26:47,412
Oh, yeah.
So why did you get caught?
304
00:26:47,437 --> 00:26:48,648
That wasn't my fault.
305
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:50,520
Listen, if you want to
go back to it, you do it,
306
00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:52,068
but don't drag
me back with you, all right?
307
00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:53,396
Ah, come on. It's good money, mate.
308
00:26:53,421 --> 00:26:55,397
Or are you happy being
piss poor all your life?
309
00:26:55,422 --> 00:26:58,561
Come on, it's just driving.
It could be anything.
310
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:01,186
You know,
dropping him off at Glasgow.
311
00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:03,475
You'll pick him up when he's pissed,
picking up packages...
312
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,592
Yeah. Containing what?
313
00:27:06,122 --> 00:27:07,320
Come on.
314
00:27:07,345 --> 00:27:10,423
he's a businessman, that's
how you've gotta think of it.
315
00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:12,993
Come on, it'll be a laugh,
316
00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:16,235
living a life,
like when we were in our teens.
317
00:27:16,662 --> 00:27:18,633
We were kids.
318
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:22,087
You know, just knobheads.
We didn't know any better.
319
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:25,665
It's the happiest we've ever been.
320
00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,384
No. All right?
321
00:27:27,409 --> 00:27:29,576
Just, you know,
read my lips. N-O.
322
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,712
No way. All right? Get out.
323
00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:34,352
All right. I'll tell 'em you're
sleeping on it, then, yeah?
324
00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:36,309
Ah, Col...
325
00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:49,462
You all right, mate?
326
00:27:49,487 --> 00:27:51,227
Sex injury.
327
00:27:51,676 --> 00:27:54,266
Sex injury? Who from?
328
00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:55,602
I forget her name.
329
00:27:55,636 --> 00:27:58,782
Honest to God, you've never seen
anything like it. She were feral.
330
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:01,321
My todger looks like
a dog's been at it.
331
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,960
- Sounds great.
- It was.
332
00:28:03,985 --> 00:28:06,244
I think I might have a bit
of a masochist thing going on.
333
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,800
- Can I ask you something?
- Fire away.
334
00:28:09,497 --> 00:28:11,460
Were you bored?
335
00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:13,320
Was I bored?
How do you mean?
336
00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:14,892
You know, before you left Cindy,
337
00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:17,416
before you started all
this no-strings internet stuff.
338
00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:19,150
Were you bored?
339
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:21,138
Out of my mind.
340
00:28:21,163 --> 00:28:23,178
Not any more, mate.
Spring lamb.
341
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,017
A bouncing lamb.
342
00:29:02,897 --> 00:29:05,031
- Come on!
- Come on!
343
00:29:05,056 --> 00:29:06,713
Open up!
344
00:29:06,738 --> 00:29:07,781
Please!
345
00:29:07,806 --> 00:29:10,267
Sorry, girls. I'm not insured.
I can't pick you up off the street.
346
00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,455
Oh, go on. We're only
going to Northenden.
347
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,908
- I can't, can I?
- Please! It's freezing!
348
00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:17,448
Please. We'd be very grateful.
It's freezing out here.
349
00:29:17,473 --> 00:29:20,082
- No-one's looking. Come on.
- All right. Get in quick.
350
00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:34,879
- I've got no money.
- You said you had!
351
00:29:34,904 --> 00:29:36,966
- No, I never!
- Er... you did!
352
00:29:37,739 --> 00:29:39,317
You're going to have to shag him!
353
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,336
Er... you will!
354
00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:43,271
No! Don't think so!
355
00:29:45,091 --> 00:29:48,828
Hey! What you doing?
356
00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:51,037
If you've got no money,
piss off out of it.
357
00:29:51,062 --> 00:29:54,396
You can't chuck us out here.
We'll get murdered!
358
00:29:54,421 --> 00:29:56,099
I heard what you were saying,
all right?
359
00:29:56,124 --> 00:29:59,177
Can you just hurry up,
only I really need a pee.
360
00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,859
This is my job, all right?
It's my living.
361
00:30:01,893 --> 00:30:03,482
If you didn't have any money,
you shouldn't have got into my cab.
362
00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:05,509
No, really. I'm desperate.
363
00:30:09,703 --> 00:30:12,400
- Hey! What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
364
00:30:13,099 --> 00:30:15,419
Get out! Get out!
365
00:30:15,444 --> 00:30:18,240
Hey! Come on! Hey!
Get out!
366
00:30:18,265 --> 00:30:19,864
Stop it! Come on!
367
00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:21,599
Out, you dirty bitch!
368
00:30:21,982 --> 00:30:23,857
Out the cab!
369
00:30:24,912 --> 00:30:26,177
Out now!
370
00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:28,154
- Home, James!
- Get out of my cab!
371
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,302
Hey!
Come here!
372
00:30:37,443 --> 00:30:39,318
Hey!
373
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,982
Come here!
374
00:30:42,338 --> 00:30:43,841
I want my money!
375
00:30:43,866 --> 00:30:45,885
I'm going to call the police on you.
376
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:57,125
Argh!
377
00:30:57,228 --> 00:30:59,203
Oh!
378
00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:02,206
Hey! Hey! That's my money!
Come here!
379
00:31:02,231 --> 00:31:06,269
- Oh!
- Get lost, loser!
380
00:31:33,573 --> 00:31:35,972
We'll work on an
as-and-when basis.
381
00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:38,776
When I need you,
I call you on this.
382
00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:45,571
You never ring me, hm?
383
00:31:45,596 --> 00:31:47,421
Unless it's urgent.
384
00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:49,503
And if you do, only on that.
385
00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:51,003
Um...
386
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:53,261
Was it one sugar or two?
387
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,242
- One.
- Two for me.
388
00:31:59,094 --> 00:32:00,378
Where was I?
389
00:32:00,403 --> 00:32:02,403
Not to phone you,
unless it's urgent.
390
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:03,965
Right.
391
00:32:04,653 --> 00:32:06,650
And when I call you,
392
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,629
I need to know you'll be there.
393
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,637
I need to know I can rely on you.
394
00:32:13,572 --> 00:32:15,402
Yeah, you can.
395
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,801
Good.
396
00:32:19,048 --> 00:32:20,760
To be honest,
397
00:32:20,792 --> 00:32:23,214
most of the time, the job
you'll be doing is
398
00:32:23,239 --> 00:32:24,941
not that different to
what you're doing now.
399
00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:27,400
It's a driving job,
plain and simple.
400
00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:33,566
- What about the pay?
- Oh, don't worry.
401
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,560
You'll get sorted.
402
00:32:41,463 --> 00:32:43,195
Thing I don't get is,
403
00:32:44,105 --> 00:32:46,535
you're Mr Ordinary one day,
then the next...
404
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:48,652
...not.
405
00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,551
How does that work out?
406
00:32:54,661 --> 00:32:57,350
Right... Vince.
407
00:32:58,363 --> 00:33:00,215
- That's you.
- Thanks.
408
00:33:02,298 --> 00:33:04,105
Horse.
409
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:05,777
Lovely, thanks.
410
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,449
- Colin.
- Ta.
411
00:33:11,394 --> 00:33:13,473
And here you are, Darren.
That's your one, mate.
412
00:33:16,275 --> 00:33:18,270
Why do I get this one?
413
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,699
- I chose them at random.
- I just need a slash...
414
00:33:21,724 --> 00:33:23,965
Oh, yeah. Out there on the left.
415
00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:25,629
Right, yeah.
416
00:33:33,919 --> 00:33:35,777
So, am I back in?
417
00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:39,772
Everyone deserves
second chances.
418
00:33:39,797 --> 00:33:41,783
But not for the same mistakes.
419
00:33:48,572 --> 00:33:50,564
Is that a yes or no?
420
00:33:58,251 --> 00:34:00,215
You're back in.
421
00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:04,090
But if he screws up
422
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,872
it's your neck.
423
00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:17,918
Philosophy, my arse.
424
00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:23,074
Oh, nice motor, man!
425
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:27,426
She's been fully worked over,
so the police aren't looking for her.
426
00:34:27,451 --> 00:34:29,223
But don't park her
too near your house.
427
00:34:29,248 --> 00:34:30,629
Use your brains.
428
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:33,657
We change the plates regularly,
so she can't be traced.
429
00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:35,137
Can you drive the
cab back for me?
430
00:34:35,162 --> 00:34:37,433
Oh, great! I get
the shitty ride.
431
00:34:40,477 --> 00:34:42,718
- Nice, eh?
- Yeah, fantastic.
432
00:34:42,743 --> 00:34:44,390
It's all yours.
433
00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,828
I need to know I can trust you.
434
00:34:49,853 --> 00:34:51,562
Yeah, you can.
435
00:34:52,543 --> 00:34:54,398
I hope so.
436
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,359
What happened
to your last driver?
437
00:34:56,771 --> 00:34:58,523
Personal problems.
438
00:35:55,042 --> 00:35:57,041
What is it this time?
Let me guess.
439
00:35:57,066 --> 00:35:58,979
Spray-on curtains,
self-cleaning bath mats...
440
00:35:59,004 --> 00:36:01,012
You'd better talk
to your daughter.
441
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,823
Katie?
442
00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:17,815
Go screw yourself!
443
00:36:18,961 --> 00:36:21,052
Hey, what's the matter?
Come on!
444
00:36:22,373 --> 00:36:24,401
Katie, come on, open the door.
What's the matter?
445
00:36:26,579 --> 00:36:28,417
He's dumped me, Dad!
446
00:36:29,026 --> 00:36:33,253
Because of you!
Because you're so weird towards him!
447
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:36,503
And now he's started flirting
with Jane Tyler!
448
00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:42,824
No wonder Tim left.
449
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,174
Because he couldn't stand
another minute with you!
450
00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:46,815
Hey!
451
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,799
Open the door! Take that back!
Come on, Katie!
452
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,065
Katie, take that back.
Come on.
453
00:36:54,455 --> 00:36:56,604
Katie, take it back.
You know why he left.
454
00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:10,238
As a society, we are outraged
by the idea of human cloning.
455
00:37:10,263 --> 00:37:12,661
And yet, that's exactly
what parenting is.
456
00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,677
People want to create new
versions of themselves.
457
00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:19,106
But this pressure to be what our
mother and father expects...'
458
00:38:17,229 --> 00:38:18,919
-
459
00:38:34,836 --> 00:38:36,364
Hello?
460
00:38:36,389 --> 00:38:38,360
Eight rings!
461
00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:41,083
You'll have to do
better than that.
462
00:38:41,635 --> 00:38:44,053
Get over here as soon as you can.
463
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,458
Fancy a walk?
464
00:38:54,483 --> 00:38:56,478
Come on, I need you out.
465
00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:58,645
Come on. You and all, come on.
466
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,160
Come on, out you get.
That's good.
467
00:39:26,684 --> 00:39:28,677
You know where that is?
468
00:39:29,876 --> 00:39:32,329
- Yeah.
- Well, let's go!
469
00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:07,102
Just Darren.
Woodsy, you stay here.
470
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,188
Don't ask.
471
00:40:31,594 --> 00:40:33,196
I wasn't going to.
472
00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:42,454
He's the middleman on this job
that we're planning,
473
00:40:42,479 --> 00:40:44,499
but I can't tell you
any more then that.
474
00:40:46,627 --> 00:40:49,102
Horse thinks he's either
trying to stitch us up or,
475
00:40:49,127 --> 00:40:51,107
more likely, start an auction.
476
00:40:52,571 --> 00:40:55,141
- Auction? What, for this job?
- Yeah.
477
00:40:56,071 --> 00:40:58,243
He jumps into bed with whoever
offers him the biggest cut.
478
00:40:58,276 --> 00:41:02,087
Trouble is, he's already shook
with the Horse
479
00:41:02,112 --> 00:41:04,946
and that is it, that's all I can tell
you, I can't say any more than that.
480
00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:09,555
How's your day?
481
00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:12,438
Fine.
482
00:41:13,529 --> 00:41:16,844
Jesus, you're a bundle of joy,
aren't you?
483
00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:19,309
No, it's just...
484
00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:21,442
- What?
- Ah...
485
00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:23,626
- You got kids?
- Nah.
486
00:41:24,373 --> 00:41:28,516
Nah, my bird wanted them, but then
she pissed off to Hartlepool, so...
487
00:41:29,806 --> 00:41:31,801
Why Hartlepool?
488
00:41:31,997 --> 00:41:33,633
God knows.
489
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,095
Must have fancied
living down south, innit?
490
00:41:37,950 --> 00:41:40,501
Hartlepool's up north,
it's by Sunderland.
491
00:41:42,973 --> 00:41:44,478
Is it?
492
00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,791
Yeah.
493
00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:53,001
Bitch.
494
00:41:53,392 --> 00:41:55,392
She told me
it was on the east coast.
495
00:41:57,224 --> 00:42:00,908
Well, it is, but it's
on the north-east, you know.
496
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:04,712
North-east?
497
00:42:09,952 --> 00:42:12,416
I didn't even know the
north-east had a coast.
498
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,192
You'd better turn the radio off.
499
00:42:29,349 --> 00:42:30,853
OK, go. Go!
500
00:42:34,623 --> 00:42:36,559
He's finished.
501
00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:52,234
Oh, ah...
502
00:42:52,259 --> 00:42:54,246
Spend it wisely.
503
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,319
And don't wait, we'll
be here all night.
504
00:43:36,821 --> 00:43:38,853
-
505
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,305
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